Eat your greens • If you can’t be good, be safe • Wear your SPF • Work smarter, not harder • Throw caution to the wind • Magic happens outside your comfort zone • Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should • Never go to bed angry • Early bird gets the worm • Second mouse gets the cheese • Don’t slouch • Slow and steady wins the race • Tomorrow is a new day • You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs • Keep separate bank accounts • Don’t have sex after chopping jalapeños • Appreciate the little things • You catch more flies with honey • Stand up straight • Quit while you’re still having fun • Measure twice, cut once • If you can’t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bull • Pick your battles • Bake at 375 • Give it time • Don’t sweat the small stuff • It’s a lot easier to stay out of trouble than it is to get out of trouble • Wear clean underwear • If you have to convince yourself of something the answer is probably no • Don’t cry over spilt milk • Call your mother • Nothing good happens after midnight • Be present • Celebrate bad days with margaritas and tacos • Always have a bottle of chilled champagne in the fridge • Bring a snack • Hair grows back • Better late than never • Enjoy the view • Never break two laws at the same time • You can’t have your cake and eat it too • It takes two to tango • Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear
• It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission • Go the extra mile • Don’t forget where you came from • Look before you leap • Laughter is the best medicine • Don’t count your chickens before they hatch • Have outrageous dreams • If it was easy, everyone would do it • Always check behind a closed shower curtain • If you want to nap at work, make it look like you are praying • Love what you do and you’ll never work a day in your life • Everybody poops • Sunscreen is cheaper than makeup • Act with integrity • Be hard on the problem and soft on the person • Set boundaries • Stop and smell the roses • Haste makes waste • Learn the difference between need and want • Do it right the first time and you won’t have to do it again • Protect your heart • Listen twice as much as you speak • Use your damn blinker • Don’t let the bastards get you down • Your attitude is always a choice • Every cloud has a silver lining • Mind your manners • Don’t worry about what other people think • Trust your gut • You are not your job • Love hurts • Find your passion • Believe in yourself • No task is beneath you • Be patient and persistent • Under promise, over deliver • Keep nobody waiting • Don’t be a dumbass • Driver picks the music • Sleep on it